Sunday, October 12, 2008

Patrick is a superior specimen

Patrick is a superior being. He is smarter, better looking, and healthier than most above average beings. He does not get sick. He spent the winter of 1872 on the Blackfoot Reservation cuddled in his government-issue blanket keeping his said government-issue blanket warm. The rest of his tribe died of small pox. Patrick did not. Then they tried large pox. Patrick still did not die. Patrick is superior. Patrick is healthy.


Patrick is full of crap.

3 comments:

Elijah Davidson said...
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Elijah Davidson said...

So that's what it feels like to bust a gut.

Knowing Patrick, and assuming Becky made this post, I can imagine what prompted it.

The Roberts' said...

that is hilarious. i dont know what its about but... hilarious.

the labels are also very entertaining.

im glad to know you blog-stalk me too, so we can just both do it! :-)