Probably not, but nothing fun is coming to me.
Becky and I went to Costco tonight. If you haven't ever been to Costco your life is probably miserable. The only person I know that's cool that hasn't been to Costco is Jesus. All man, all God. I guess he gets a free pass.
Costco has everything you need. They have stuffed horses, adult diapers, a 1995 cabaret, frozen shrimp, tires, advil, underwear (and outerwear), video games, vegetables, 1/4 lb. hot dogs, and everything else. Basically, if they don't have it, you don't need it (I should clarify: if they don't have it and REI doesn't have it or its not a round, flaky-crust, fruit or cream dessert, you don't need it).
We got some groceries and this amazing crab and shrimp penne pasta dish. It was nom nom nom good. I won't give you the details because you're probably not a Costco member and you can't get it anyway and if I told you it would just make you hungry and you couldn't get it and that would just be mean. Whew.
Costco also has pie. Tonight they had a whole section of pumpkin pie, the Pilgrim's choice of pie. I will concur with the Pilgrims. Although, I'm of firm belief that John Smith was a cake man. I can't put my finger on it, but I really think he's a cake eater.
Going to Costco is kind of like going to the mall (they sell clothes), going to Best Buy (they sell TV's), going to the sports store (they sell golf clubs), and going to the grocery store (hint: they sell food). Its awesome. Plus, they only sell one kind of each item and its big, so you don't have to "price shop" and you don't have to go back quickly, although you'll want to go back quickly.
Oh, and do your ears a favor and stream Resurrection Letters, Vol. II right now here.
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Haha yes... we have costco here too. But isn't it just like Sam's club?!?
That's with the theme "People With Arms Numbering Other Than Two"?
I love that version too. I was originally going to post the NIV, but the Message just brought it out better.
If you couldn't tell from my post, 10 Things is one of my favorites too. Whenever I see it on (TBS or whatnot), I can't turn it off. The Toyota line is golden.
"But isn't it just like Sam's club?!?!"
Are you kiddin' me? Isn't darkness just like light? Isn't good just like evil?
No, my dearest Chelsea, they are not.
She signed it. No worries, Patrick.
Besides, a real man can admit his enjoyment of a Julia Stiles movie and that It Could Happen To You is in his top 10 favorite movies of all time in the same post.
First of all, Chelsea, should you read this, that last comment in response to your comment was from Patrick, not me. Yes Costco is similar to Sam's Club. And might I add, I have fond memories of visiting Sam's Club with both of our moms.
Which brings me to my next point. You are in serious need of a Houston visit.
Becky
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